Klar weiß man,

helmut-1, Siebenbürgen, Dienstag, 24.07.2018, 20:34 (vor 2074 Tagen) @ Otto Lidenbrock1355 Views
bearbeitet von unbekannt, Dienstag, 24.07.2018, 20:38

dass wir da alle vergackeiert werden. Deshalb mal einen anderen Aspekt. Den hab ich von einem guten Bekannten reinbekommen. Ist allerdings in Englisch. Denke aber, dass man im Forum über die notwendigen Kenntnisse verfügt, um den Sinn erkennen zu können:

Let me see if I've got this right…

[quote]IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT[/quote]

[quote]IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. [/quote]

[quote]IF YOU CROSS THE THAI BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE IMMEDIATELY DEPORTED AFTER A SPELL IN THE MONKEY HOUSE. [/quote]


[quote]IF YOU CROSS THE BRITISH BORDER ILLEGALLY; YOU GET A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE, SOCIAL INSURANCE CARD, MONEY FROM SOCIAL SECURITY, FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS, SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, FREE EDUCATION AND FREE HEALTH CARE. [/quote]
This is so true...
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